mood board for when your stupid little brother rex and his fourteen year old bestie say “ok grandpa” and laugh behind your back when you ask them not to put emojis in their official reports because it’s not professional and your name is Commander Cody:
not the big dick energy of bilbo baggins to be named a hero in Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood and then promptly fuck off back home where everyone thought he was a crackhead and his relatives were literally waiting on him to die already, live a stupidly long amount of time just to spite them, give all his money to some random relative he adopted, and then fuck off to rivendell of all places and spend the rest of his days making fun of elrond while eating his food and living in his home rent free.
